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If I ruled the world, women and men would be considered players, not just the men!

If I ruled the world, women and men would receive equal pay!

If I ruled the world, I would have a Bullshit detector placed on every man!

If I ruled the world, I would have a “Create a Man” machine available for every woman for a fee!

If I ruled the world, I would make men feel all of the pain and discomfort associated with childbirth!

If I ruled the world, each woman would come with a systematic manual and men would be required to read it before asking her out!

If I ruled the world, I would make everyone understand all languages so the communication barrier would cease immediately.

If I ruled the world, I would plan the perfect future for my kids.

If I ruled the world, I would eliminate all diseases.

If I ruled the world, I would require millionaires to adopt a middle or low-class family.

If I ruled the world, I would enforce the forgiveness policy for people whose credit is destroyed under the age of 25.

 ~Ebony Queen 32

 

If I ruled the world a woman would have to submit a written copy of her track record with men before the first date.

If I ruled the world, I would free everybody in jail except murders, child molesters, rapist, and Casey Anthony.

If I ruled the world there would be no guns.  People would have to settle disputes by fighting like the old days.

If I ruled the world, gas and healthcare would be free to everybody.

If I ruled the world, there would be no aids.

If I ruled the world, ESPN would show no hockey.

If I ruled the world, polygamy would be legal.

If I ruled the world,  plastic surgery would be banned.

If I ruled the world, Lifetime movies would not be allowed to exceed 2.5 hrs.

If I ruled the world, strippers would be free.

~Cruz D’ville

 

If I ruled the world…higher education would be free cause these student loans are kicking my ass! Not to mention I haven’t even got the degree to show for it 😦  I guess that last part is my fault huh!

If I ruled the world…men would not only bring home the bacon but fry that shit up as well.  Can I get a man who can cook?  I know there are some out there but dang, it isn’t the majority.

If I ruled the world…every African American child would get an immediate history lesson as soon as they are out of the womb so their history would be engrained in them and maybe that would  propel them to have greater aspirations and respect for their elders.

If I ruled the world…money really would grow on trees.

If I ruled the world…the Casey Anthony’s and Antoinette Davis’s of the world would have a no man left standing death match.  And neither of them would be left standing.  Nothing pisses me off more than unfit parents that neglect and kill their children.

If I ruled the world, there would be a 3 day work week.  Monday’s would be for recuperating from the weekend and Friday’s would be my day of shopping to get my outfit right for the weekend.  #Livingfortheweekend!!!

If I ruled the world…I would be a bestselling author and motivational speaker by now.  Well..I would.  *blinking

If I ruled the world, pain would be minimal, heartbreak would only occur once in a lifetime (everybody should have the experience at least once but that’s all anyone should have to bear), and love really would be everlasting!

~ Mahogany Princess

 

If I ruled the world, there would be no such thing as child support because each child would be supported.

If I ruled the world, blacks would get the same respect as whites in corporate America.

If I ruled the world, football would be a year round sport.

If I ruled the world, fathers’ day would be every Friday and mothers’ day every Saturday.

If I ruled the world, higher education would be affordable.

If I ruled the world, gas would not exceed $2.00 a gallon.

If I ruled the world, communities would once again start raising children.

If I ruled the world, no woman would have to work. Their partners would bring home the bacon. However keep the house clean.

If If ruled the world, people would not have to pay taxes on stuff they already own.

If I ruled the world, there would be no crime.

~ Jock Ur Mind

What would you do if you ruled the world?

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