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I know I’m about to step on a lot of toes, but size really does matter! Especially when you come to me talking about all of the nasty XXX things you want to do to me, then I realize that you don’t have the proper tools to scratch my itch!

Almost every woman has had this experience at least once! The guy I’m speaking about will remain nameless to protect his innocence. He had been stalking me for some time and promised to rock my world! He wined and dined me for a while before I finally said; ok I will try it out! We went to the movies, ate at the best restaurants, and had great conversation. Unfortunately, something in the back of my mind kept saying, “What is wrong because this is too good to be true?” 

So finally, that night came. I was excited as I prepared myself for a night I had fantasized about! I had a fresh hairdo, My Victoria Secret smell good on a with the outfit to match! I had a nice meal cooked with candle lights burning low. The mood music was playing in the background, some old school favorites by Luther Vandross and Joe followed! I waited patiently for the hour of his expected arrival! He came, on time as usual, with flowers and chocolates! I invited him in and then we enjoyed seafood pasta, garlic bread, tossed salad, and chardonnay. Of course neither one of us would need dessert! After dinner, we traveled to the living room, where the story speeds up a little bit!

Our usual foreplay routine seemed to fast forward because we both had determined that this would be the night! So we made our way to the bedroom, all hot and bothered, and proceeded to jam to “Let’s Get It On!”  After about three minutes, I was given a sad epiphany! This man had something the size of my thumb. I was so pissed, and I finally had to tell him that this was just not working!

Now men, let’s keep it real! You have got to know if your package does not reflect anything you have seen on a porn flick, stop playing! I don’t care about the other things you may be able to do in conjunction with the obvious, I need you to come fully prepared. If you are less blessed, go to the doctor and discuss what can be done to make that change! Miracles can be done with medicine and technology, and I need you to know this man!

EbonyQueen 32

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15 thoughts on “Size, It Does Matter!

  1. LMAO!!! Thank you for stating the obvious…size does matter. Too often we get the man telling us what he can do to us. After we get all excited about what is going to happen, we get the big “little” let down. Don’t hype it up if you can barely find it yourself. I know you don’t get to pick it off the assembly line, but don’t have us thinking you have a johnsonville bratwust and you come with a vienna sausage!!

    • SIZE ONLY MATTERS IF U WORK IT RITE! U CAN BE 20 INCHES LONG AND NOT SATISFY A WOMAN. U JUST GOT HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS. WOMAN ALWAYS TALKIN BOUT THEY WANT 12 INCHES AND CANT HANDLE A REGULAR COCK. YALL WATCH TOO MUCH TV LOL

  2. LMAO
    Listen fellas you don’t have to be a mandingo but don’t have us thinking you are God’s gift to my sexual fantasy only to be the biggest let down of all eternity.
    Now, I don’t require that you pack 8-10 inches but please know how to use the tools you were given. Nothing worse than someone that doesn’t know how to work their mechanisms. lol
    I remember back in the day when we were clubbing Thursday-Sunday this guy was trying to get at me. He could dance his ass off so I thought he could work it elsewhere. Gave him a try….epic fail. Dang false advertisment is a B$$$$!

    • IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT MP LOL HAVENT YALL LEARNED BY THE NOW THE ONE DOING ALL THE TALKIN IS THE ONE THAT CANT BACK IT UP. THE ONE THAT CAN REALLY ROCK YOUR WORLD IS CONFIDENT IN HIS ABILITIES AND DOESNT HAVE TO BRAG AND BOAST. AND GIRLS ARE THE SAME WAY U SEE THEM IN THE CLUB AND U LIKE THE WAY SHE MOVE. BUT ITS ONE IMPORTANT THING I ALWAYS ASK “cAN U DO ALL THAT WITH A DICK IN YOU?LOL

      • I agree. I do not go around saying what I can do and I never will….well maybe after the fact banter, but that’s only after I have proven myself. Hell too a loosely goosey I might be a worm, and to a tighty whitey I might be a snake so I just keep to myself, cuz what may be good for the goose my not be good for the gander!!!!

  3. Trust Cruz, I learned that lesson over 13 or so years ago. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice it’s my fault and I don’t like being fooled. I will never fall for all the hype again. lmbo

  4. In some instances doesn’t the size depends on the woman. I mean 6 might be good for some but too much or too little for others. Now to speak from a male perspective women…you can have some short comings as well. Lets just say sometimes the truck is too big to fit in the garage. Let’s look at it from both view points. Haven’t had many but I have had some where this is applicable.

    • ha ha ha damn rite! sometimes the truck is too big for the garage and you have to just park on the side of the road. lol Sometimes the garage is too big and is more like a parking deck and could fit a couple trucks and cars and an army tank. Is it my fault you have 6 kids and and you have no walls? lmao…..that was retorical. nobody answer that. lol

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