I know I’m about to step on a lot of toes, but size really does matter! Especially when you come to me talking about all of the nasty XXX things you want to do to me, then I realize that you don’t have the proper tools to scratch my itch!
Almost every woman has had this experience at least once! The guy I’m speaking about will remain nameless to protect his innocence. He had been stalking me for some time and promised to rock my world! He wined and dined me for a while before I finally said; ok I will try it out! We went to the movies, ate at the best restaurants, and had great conversation. Unfortunately, something in the back of my mind kept saying, “What is wrong because this is too good to be true?”
So finally, that night came. I was excited as I prepared myself for a night I had fantasized about! I had a fresh hairdo, My Victoria Secret smell good on a with the outfit to match! I had a nice meal cooked with candle lights burning low. The mood music was playing in the background, some old school favorites by Luther Vandross and Joe followed! I waited patiently for the hour of his expected arrival! He came, on time as usual, with flowers and chocolates! I invited him in and then we enjoyed seafood pasta, garlic bread, tossed salad, and chardonnay. Of course neither one of us would need dessert! After dinner, we traveled to the living room, where the story speeds up a little bit!
Our usual foreplay routine seemed to fast forward because we both had determined that this would be the night! So we made our way to the bedroom, all hot and bothered, and proceeded to jam to “Let’s Get It On!” After about three minutes, I was given a sad epiphany! This man had something the size of my thumb. I was so pissed, and I finally had to tell him that this was just not working!
Now men, let’s keep it real! You have got to know if your package does not reflect anything you have seen on a porn flick, stop playing! I don’t care about the other things you may be able to do in conjunction with the obvious, I need you to come fully prepared. If you are less blessed, go to the doctor and discuss what can be done to make that change! Miracles can be done with medicine and technology, and I need you to know this man!